Mug-Runcher-Smithson

Michelle Smithson
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Things I like:
- alcohol.
- laughing.
- sarcasm.
- chocolate.
- getting my grove on to Lady Gaga in gay bars.
- mimicking oral sex on hoovers and other household cleaning equipment, whilst drunk obviously.

Things I don't like:
- boring people and/or people who are easily offended.

Current Residence: Preston
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Lolwut?
Print preference: Bothered?
Favourite genre of music: Pop.
Favourite photographer: See above.
Favourite style of art: Cartoon.
Operating System: Er, Vista?
MP3 player of choice: The MP3 of Michelle.
Shell of choice: What a gay question.
Wallpaper of choice: Srsly, what?
Skin of choice: The skin I have on my fingers is pretty cool.
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny.
Personal Quote: Sarcasm: a literary device for identifying the stupid.

Favourite Visual Artist
Don't have one.
Favourite Movies
The Hangover.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Lady GaGa.
Favourite Writers
Things I am not deep enough to enjoy.
Favourite Games
Sex tetris.
Favourite Gaming Platform
I don't even know what that means.
Tools of the Trade
Keyboard.
Other Interests
Laughing.
To: Anthony Sharp From: Francis Burn < feeltheburn@hotmail.co.uk > Date: 13th January 2010 Subject: Personal trainer required. Dear Anthony, I am currently a size twenty six and seem to be getting bigger by the day. I have tried dieting and exercise but nothing has worked. I would like to enquire as to how I go about getting a personal trainer to help me in my quest for fitness and I have attached a photo of myself to give you a better idea of my size. Please get back to me as soon as possible as my size is beginning to get me down. Thank you, Francis. To: Francis Burn From: Anthony Sharp Date: 13th January 2010 Subject: Re: Per
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7:15am - Only just going to bed. Have been smoking weed and snorting cocaine since this time yesterday and have lost the ability to blink. My friend, Tyrone, is pulling my eyelids down and holding them shut so I am able to rest. 7:16am - It didn't work, so Tyrone will repeatedly punch me in the face until I lose consciousness. It's for my own good and even though I will end up with a black eye and a missing tooth, I still love him and will touch his penis later. 9:00am - Despite Tyrone's attempts to make me sleep, I am awake again now and can't think of anything else to do but search for my lost tooth. I will have my fix before breakfast an
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Ahem. I need to be entertained. Write something humorous, please.

*taps foot impatiently*

:giggle:
Lol. I'm really sorry my dear but my mind is genuinely blank! :( xx
Oh dear. That *is* a problem. :(
My writers block has gone and I have now added two more things to my profile. ENJOY! =)
You may have noticed my mysterious magic worked! You have a new follower. (I'm not sure how that happened as the one I commanded to follow you is being disobedient at the moment.) Ahh, well.

Now get that extremely weird thinking cap on (or perhaps you've got it on the wrong bits?) and provide me with something to read! Too dominant? Mwhahahaha :evillaugh:
Not at all. Your dominating nature actually arouses me in a way you could not possibly imagine, Jen. I am of course joking but thought it would make you feel good about yourself. I could be your not-so-lesbian admirer if you so wish? I think that since I was nice enough to do this for you, it's now your time to sort your friend out and get him/her to follow me and my brilliance. My other fan is wonderful though! x
HelloooOOOOoooo sister of the infamous Beckifer. =D I shall watch you. :o You shall watch me. :o Voyeurs we shall be! :dance: